From the funny article on Funny

What if that were real?  An iPod store with quick clips from movies?  Sounds great.  They should give them away for free of course.  I used to download the hot scenes from movies as a kid, and I loved it.  I have a new site to do that at called CelebrityMovieArchive.com I particularly like the Wild Things threesome scene even though it’s short.  Just watching the champagne dripping down Neve Campbelle I mean Denise Richards is awesome.

In fact, Apple should make comedy videos available.  The article above jokingly said Apple should give us access to (paraphrased) ‘the stuff we want to see---the sex, the funny moments, the action/explosions’ Yes.  So how?

1) CelebrityMovieArchive with more porn.  HD porn is a bad idea because the actresses mostly look bad in real life, but do it anyway so it is survival of the fittest.  Use some killer codec and 802.11n devices which does 600mb/s apparently.
2) ComedyCentral digital.  Put standup comedians online.  My brothers would love it.  They want to see their favorite bits from the actors on ...well anything funny for that matter.  If it’s funny it sells. 

The format?  The length?  Whatever.  Just get something out and do it as cheaply as possible with the best quality possible as soon as possible.  Nothing complicated, as always.
3) The explosions?  How do we see those?  Well, Apple or whoever could make an iApp for special effects artists who need a stock library of guns, bombs, and ammo for their amateur Matrix spinoffs. 

What do you think?  What iStore do you want?  What do you want?

~Bryan