Mac geeks looking for a bit of humor will have one less option. Crazy Apple Rumors Site, AKA CARS, announced on Monday that it’s going on hiatus.

Why, John Moltz? Why??

CARS is the site that brought our attention to Artie MacStrawman (I hate that guy), leaked keynote outlines (OMGGG!!!), a name change for a popular Mac site, and Phil Schiller’s tendency to wear thongs.

Actually, that last one was my doing ( ), but without a doubt, CARS is a strong influence on my occasional ( and sometimes lame) attempts at humor here at DT.

John, thanks for the laughs. Hopefully you’ll be back soon.