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Really Bad Geek Pickup Lines
Spending another Valentines Day alone? My dissatisfaction-guaranteed Geek Pickup Lines are certain to keep it that way! Here are a few of my favorites:
- Hey babe, what’s your chipset?
- Is it hot in here or is it the Dual-core G5?
- I lost my IP address. Can I have yours?
- Come here and fill my empty RAM slot.
- You want a piece of this hardware, don’t you? Oh yeah!
- You’re one hot motherboard!
- What’s a pretty Athlon 64 like you doing in a place like this?
- I’m 2.5 GHz and very available.
- I have an amazing Reality Distortion Field.
- You are my master (drive), I am your slave.
Hey, stop groaning; I never said these were any good! 
Got some more? Post a comment! Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
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thinkback
Man to Man:
Since we no longer have floppies, why don’t you give me your data and let’s see if we can fill up my hard drive.
Backup (to) my harddrive while I toggle your dipswitches.
I tend to be a bit raunchy with these things:
Make my floppy hard.
Let’s put my male into your female.
Play with my dongle.
You gave me a virus.
She likes to be hardware accelerated.
| Feb. 14, 2006 | ||
| 11:52 am |
You gave me a virus.
lol
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Why don’t you grab my mouse and take it for a spin. I am sure we can make beautiful icons together.