genius indeed. 
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Spam poetry
O spam, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways! -1, -2, -3…
After getting over 175 pieces of spam over the last week and a half, i decided to take these lovely wastes of verbiage and turn them into something almost worth reading. Submitted for your approval, spam poetry, incorporating some wonderful spam subject lines and emails.
Good morning Manny,
solecism.
vengeful at felony or even twitchy as in benight.
contradictory!
Darrin, not addressee Gena Suarez.
And reimburse is canopy
from My Canadian Pharmacy
while having vestigial some crosswalk.
Care to join me?
Can bed be swanson?
Perhaps!
Be meretricious with monadic crab?
Doubtful.
Really, raymond, not stylus!
gnawed folly in india
and defiant Champlain on pus.
But this what u asked 4.
No prescription needed!
Right phonology on pursuant!
Right on!
But Daisy was at marguerite when that happened. Pity.
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| Nick | comments | views |
thinkback
Only 175? I long for those days. But I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who got tired of it and decided to have a little fun with all that spam. Not to plug myself, but here’s an example of the several installments I’ve done. Nice job, Nick!
| Mar. 07, 2006 | |
| shempzilla | 11:12 am |
How do I enlarge my penis?
Let me count the ways.
Step 1: Get one in the first place. 
| Mar. 07, 2006 | |
| Arden | 5:55 pm |
How do I enlarge my penis?
Let me count the ways
Only 175? I long for those days.
Not to plug myself, but here’s an example.
It seems a bit unfortunate for these two messages to follow one another.
Ugh… the ad at the top of the page is for AOL High Speed. Sometimes it’s nice controlling the ad content…
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| Mar. 21, 2006 | |
| Arden | 4:19 pm |
Only 175 pieces of spam in a week and a half? Two years later I see over 600 pieces of spam each week.
Yeah, no kidding. All of a sudden, I’ve been getting lots of spam to my personal DT address; after 3 days in LA, i had about 290 junked messages in total. It’s crazy.
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| May. 05, 2008 | |
| Arden | 12:50 am |
1.
I’ve heard about people making comics out of spam titles, but this is just genious.