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What not to do with your MacBook Air
Here’s a quickie…
After Newsweek’s Steven Levy threw out his MacBook Air with the trash, I started thinking, what else should you not do with your MacBook Air? Here’s what I came up with in, oh, about ten minutes:
- Use it as floatation device: As light as air? Maybe. Able to save you if you were drowning? Probably not.
- Use it as a beverage tray: It would work as one, but it’s a little costly for use at your local Applebee’s or Chili’s.
- Leave it on your spfa while hosting a party:Beware your uncle who doesn’t look before he sits.
- Fry an egg on it: Computers don’t like gooey messes.
- Use it as a frisbee: Your dog probably wouldn’t care if you played frisbee with a MacBook Air, but the MacBook Air may not be slobber-proof.
- Dance with it: This one isn’t entirely outside the realm of possibility, but if you value your social standing at all, just don’t.
- Use it to stabilize a wobbly table: Uhm, no.
- A shield: What’s more important? Your personal safety or a $1800+ piece of computer equipment? The computer. Duh.
- Whack your annoying younger sibling upside the head: For the sake of the MacBook Air, don’t do it.
Okay, I’m going to stop here before I embarrass myself further, but you get the idea. What would you recommend againt? Leave a comment!
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Use as a paper clip.
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